Live long and prosper

bluebird of bitterness

A young man asked his great-grandfather how he’d managed to live so long. The old man said that the key to his longevity was the fact that he sprinkled a little gunpowder on his oatmeal every morning. The young man decided to do the same, and for the rest of his life he sprinkled a little gunpowder on his oatmeal every morning.

He lived to be ninety-eight years old. When he died, he left eight children, twenty-one grandchildren, thirteen great-grandchildren, and a fifteen-foot hole in the wall of the crematorium.

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2 thoughts on “Live long and prosper

  1. AWESOME….THANK YOU. I did steal it and forwarded to many in the hopes they could have a momentary respite during their day. I did not claim it as my own, but will forward your info should they ask. Just trying to keep it light. I hope you’re okay with that and understand. God bless.

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